Dr. Jess Sayin:Web-esteem Part 1: The Problem

 Have you ever been out to eat with a group and no one is talking to each other? Everyone has their phones looking down and not paying attention to each other, yet they planned the meal time together? Sadly, it is a common thing amongst these young whipper snappers, it is a cell phone craze we feel we have to stay connected!   Have you ever been in a room with people that are chatting and enjoying each others company and there's one person that is so unengaged and jess dead ass silent? We've all been guilty of laughing at our cell phones before, but this friend jess isn't social EVER---and laughs at no human jokes made...but constantly laughs at things online? We are all guilty of being anti-social at times but when people are out and talking to one another most will usually put the phone away! So lets jess say you hop on twitter for a brief moment to see that "boring bae girl bae Bo-shinka-shay"  or "you aint got no job man Tommy" has a twitter, instagram, and facebook that is POPPIN'...They are tweeting and reporting scene by scene of the event like they are having so much fun:"Girl talk with my girls"(@ShinkaShay_FINEWINE) "Poppin' bottles and the chicks in here is wild" -(@Im_TommyMAN) not only is she quiet the whole time, ain't got no job Tommy hasn't put a wooden nickel for the "bottles" he is tweeting about...[SMH]

 --This...Ladies and Gents is a terrible case of Web-esteem: poppin on social media but losing in real life social skills. Attention! Web-esteem is contagious. It is caught by those who live to please their "followers" or "friends" on social sites. Dr. Jess Sayin' is on the matter, I've been doing research on this people, studying the symptoms of Web-esteem which are very easy to recognize
         Many of us that are in the lab shout out to my group chat, [we] have given you fakers a name: Decepticons! Decepticons are people that  "think" they have mastered being "real" by portraying a certain image on social media. Their mission is to reach the masses and folks that are normally out of their league. Decepticons give the people what they "think" we want to see and by golly goodness---this is what makes them deceptive...Decepticons! Many are wondering, how do we know the truth about these "alleged decepticons" BECAUSE WE KNOW THEM IN REAL LIFE before there was a Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook! [Jess keepin' it real]

Do You Know Someone In Crisis?
Do you know someone that lacks real life social skills? Does this person not interact when in large groups? Are they jess as funny lookin' as their tweets?....Does this person speak in acronyms when they talk ? (LOL, LMAO, LMS, BOL,LBVS,SMH,SMDH,SMMFH)---If you have answered yes or you may think you've caught web-esteem, please--It is time for an intervention: It is a very viral disease get you some real life business as soon as possible so you can then be the person that puts your WHOLE life on the internet [I'm Jess Playin] hahaha.

The Cure: On the next episode of: Jess Sayin: "Dr. Jess, I'm a Decepticon...help!"---Have no fear Jess Sayin' is here!

---Until Next Time.....

I bet a lot of you are like...is this BLOGGER serious? YES. I. AM. Ask anybody, I'm poppin in real life too (toots own horn --toot toot!) But hey, what do I know don't forget to subscribe to the blog----I'm Jess Sayin'!